Everyone makes mistakes. It’s normal, until you make a mistake on the internet, and then it is anything but. Or so I’ve been told. I’ve never made a mistake, and my eyes – blue, like a Mykonos sky – have never been sullied by the World Wide Web. But, for everyone else, I’ve created this chart to help you survive the inevitable day when you tweet something unforgivable, like “Teen Titans Go! is better than OG Teen Titans and Young Justice combined.” Be brave. Be brave. Be brave.